Wednesday, April 4, 2012

KJ, Please Accept My Heartfelt Relationship Advice


KJ’s relationship with the Maloofs has hit an all time low and it’s a little uncomfortable to watch.  I think it’s time to offer KJ, and the rest of the City Council, the same advice I would offer to anyone stuck in a one-sided, unhealthy relationship.  

GIRLFRIEND… HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!


When a guy says he likes you but then wines and dines your wealthier counterpart in Southern California …

HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

When a guy makes a commitment to you and later breaks that very same commitment using the excuse “the agreement wasn’t binding”…

HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

When a guy has his attorney draft a six page letter that outlines his reservations regarding your relationship…

HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

KJ, stop calling him, stop loaning/giving him money, stop traveling across the country to visit him…

HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!